Pink BoxWhich donut shop are you?

Six questions. A counter takes your order at the end. Argue with it — arguing is most of the pleasure here.

1. It is 5:40 in the morning. You are… already in the car, because the raised ones go first asleep. Donuts are a 10 a.m. food at work. Someone else is bringing them still out from last night

2. The dozen comes in… a pink box, and you did not notice until just now a white box with a logo a paper bag going translucent in your lap whatever they had. You are eating it in the shop

3. Cake or raised? Raised. Light, glazed, hot, gone Cake. It holds up to coffee and it tastes of something Both, and I will be judging whether they can run both Neither. No hole, filled, and covered in sugar

4. What else is on the board? Egg rolls, chow mein, and a warmer Kolaches. The sausage kind Breakfast burritos, red or green A bacon egg and cheese on a roll

5. The sign out front is… a rooftop donut you can see from the freeway a franchise name nobody in the family chose lit, and it means they are frying right now hand-lettered, and the prices are taped over older prices

6. The day you would not miss: Fat Tuesday, and I know how many I am allowed The first cold morning in October Any day. That is the point of a donut Whenever the malasada wagon is out

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